May 2012
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don’t blog for the followers blog for the fabulous
May 31st
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sweetlasers: hey i just met you and this is jay z
May 31st
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guccimom: i hope boys think it’s cute when a girl eats a tray of brownies by herself
May 31st
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A person who doesn't have tumblr showing me...
Them: look
Me: I saw that already
May 31st
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News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in America: cannibal eats man's face
May 31st
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I remember May like it was yesterday.
theepichumor:
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tyra banks: 10 beautiful ladies stand before me
tyra banks: but i only have nine pictures in my hands
tyra banks: and they're all of me
tyra banks: lol
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carryonmywincestson: pants with fake pockets
May 31st
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brakhage: i used to be a person but now i’m a blog
May 31st
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missionkimpossible: i bet zooey deschanel uses bing.com because shes quirky and unique
May 31st
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all my followers just silently judge me i can feel it
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finefools: glamydia: excuse me urban outfitters i believe you owe my eyes an apology more like chukka that shit in the garbage 
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WatchWatch
tyleroakley:
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robert-downey-jesus: my attention span is shorter than darren criss.　
May 31st
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agronsy: me too naya
May 31st
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marziiporn: you are my sunshine my only sunshine you make me happy when skies are grey you’ll never know, dear how much i love you please don’t take my sunshine away
May 31st
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isn’t it strange how attractive people are really just a nice-looking arrangement of atoms like damn you have a great deoxyribonucleic acid arrangement
May 30th
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methtakes: FUCKING HOT POCKETS ARE MADE OF PURE FUCKING LAVA FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL FUCK MY LIP IS BLISTERING
May 30th
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ifyoucarryonthisway: methroid: you can’t spell studying without dying  or stud
May 30th
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radiobread2: If you take longer than 5 minutes to text me back then expect the reply in 5 days because no one beats me at my own game
May 30th
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When the teacher steps out of the classroom
sodamnrelatable:
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mishachu: funeralfrost: Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’. starring helena bonham carter as johnny depp
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puppyluver43: i love silent skype calls they mean the most
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i can’t wait to use this math formula in real life
May 29th
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iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye: if i had a voice like morgan freeman i would just walk around the streets following people and pretend to narrate their lives
May 29th
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